Watching the new trailer for this game is like staring into an eclipse of awesomeness.  I wish I could just send myself via chronosphere into the Utopian future that exists after this game's release.  List of reasons this game is going to be amazing after the break.

• George Takei is the leader of the Empire of the Rising Sun, the game's new third faction.


• "Crush" from the new American Gladiators is the Soviet special commando.


• Tim Curry is the new Soviet leader.


• Tesla Boats.


• The Empire has a girl in a Japanese school outfit that can lift destroyers with her mind.


• J.K. Simmons is the President of the United States.


• The Soviets have time machines now.


• Kelly Hu gives the missions for the Empire.


• Peter Stormare plays a Soviet scientist.  Maybe a wood chipper will be involved eventually.


• BEARS IN ARMOR.


• Tanya is back... but played by Jenny McCarthy this time.


• Jonathan Pryce, of Brazil fame, is an Allied General.


• George Takei again.


• Did you see how many hot women were in that video?

This is really shaping up to be one amazing experience. It's made even better by the fact that it's coming out in October for PC, Xbox 360, and PS3.